When we play, Harry likes to tell me exactly what to say and do. "How bout you see a baby kitten on your lap. With sharp claws! And disposable thumbs!!! Then say 'aw!'"
"Your head's thin and my head's fat. If you just take a mirror and look at it, thennnn you'll see." I overheard this as he was pooping: "BOOM CHACA LACA LACA BOOM CHACA LACA LACA POOP! POOP! POOP!" Out of the blue: "And also, Elle, guess what? I love you! You're the best nanny! Some nannies weren't as good as I expected.... And so I didn't much love them. They need to be more good and great than shellfish. And if they are kind of shellfish, then I don't much love them. But you are more good and great and not so shellfish." "One time in Mexico my tooth fell out and my brain told me to tell mom and dad, and I really believe my brain, so I did." "If a bad guy comes to you with a gun and asks if you want him to shoot a hole in your ear, always say 'why, no...' Don't say, 'why yes!'" In regards to Izzie's outfit: "Great match Izzie! Greatest outfit I've ever seen!" "Here you go. I made you a wine class." out of paper "That way, when you really want wine, just hold it up like this and take a sip! I'm not sure if it will work or not though... Are you so happy?!" (How did he know?! If only I could drink wine on the job...)
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